Newgrounds has changed. Cock jokes have become a commodity, a vestigial genre on NG. Weakly revived by TANKMEN, it lingers on, but I plan to make things right again. I will make cock jokes mainstream again if it's the last thing I ever do! Maybe it's just that long dead horny preteen spirit trying to regain control of me, but I don't care! At this moment, I pledge to make a flash movie, perhaps even a series, entirely about cocks! I won't rest until I do, and I don't care how much anyone hates me for it, for the noobs will rally at my side, and as we all know, today's noobs are tomorrow's regulars (some of them, anyway), and if the SS can have their own collection and the KK have scores of protected movies, then so can I! Nothing can stop my plan now, not even... bigbadron. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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the-1st-08-user
pussy prank.
Snakemaster-13
A pussy prank? No sir, we're talking about cocks, not pussies. And you think I'm joking? Hell no! I'm gonna make a cock movie, and you're gonna fucking like it, or I'll
[verb] myself with a [noun]. You make it up.