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COCK JOKE

2008-01-05 01:09:29 by Snakemaster-13

Newgrounds has changed. Cock jokes have become a commodity, a vestigial genre on NG. Weakly revived by TANKMEN, it lingers on, but I plan to make things right again. I will make cock jokes mainstream again if it's the last thing I ever do! Maybe it's just that long dead horny preteen spirit trying to regain control of me, but I don't care! At this moment, I pledge to make a flash movie, perhaps even a series, entirely about cocks! I won't rest until I do, and I don't care how much anyone hates me for it, for the noobs will rally at my side, and as we all know, today's noobs are tomorrow's regulars (some of them, anyway), and if the SS can have their own collection and the KK have scores of protected movies, then so can I! Nothing can stop my plan now, not even... bigbadron. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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COCK JOKE


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the-1st-08-userthe-1st-08-user

2008-01-05 01:13:02

pussy prank.

Snakemaster-13 responds:

A pussy prank? No sir, we're talking about cocks, not pussies. And you think I'm joking? Hell no! I'm gonna make a cock movie, and you're gonna fucking like it, or I'll
[verb] myself with a [noun]. You make it up.


the-1st-08-userthe-1st-08-user

2008-01-05 01:24:10

[jump] myself with a [pie]

oh yes, pie

Snakemaster-13 responds:

Eh, close enough.


InsertFunnyUserNameInsertFunnyUserName

2008-01-06 15:33:56

WHAT'S YOUR RUSH NOW?

EVERYONE WILL HAVE HIS DAY TO DIE.


InswivniaInswivnia

2008-01-22 19:32:46

Haha, I always thought JohnnyUtahs movies were funney ....Well exept for the 300queers
and that queers of war movie THAT was a little too gay for me.


chivichivi

2008-02-05 21:41:02

That picture is not funny at all.


NewgroundsDummieNewgroundsDummie

2008-02-06 20:29:06

fuck u


7IsUnlucky7IsUnlucky

2008-02-16 18:33:59

holy fuck you're a faggot

Snakemaster-13 responds:

So liking lews jokes automatically makes you like the same sex? Weird...


sldghmmrsldghmmr

2008-04-12 02:55:25

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE'S SACRED DOMAIN - YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.

Snakemaster-13 responds:

Cool story bro


Tai824Tai824

2008-04-13 13:37:32

Yeah, i know it's funny, sue me. XD lol
I recently got flash on my laptop man, it's kick ass. Portable and everything.
I'm also submitting something to the metal gear solid collab thing. My friend at school let me borrow the first metal gear game for PS1. It's chock full of parodies waiting to happen!!!

laterz


Juggalos4lifefoo676Juggalos4lifefoo676

2008-06-15 23:07:19

Join my Club: "The Juggalos, and Juggalettes"
It's on my Page! Cheggit.